Miley Cyrus recently revealed that Jesse Helt, the Homeless Bro she got to accept her VMA, will now be able to crash at her pad FOREVER. Dude has to be so stoked, talk about “Came From Nothing” #proofyungthugnotgay. The wise inhabitants of Facebook had much to say on the matter, including some sagely advice for the young possibly-couple:
1. I WOULD NEVER ASK A MAN MOVE IN W/ ME
2. COKE FUELED HOBO SEX
3.U CRAY GIRL???
4. WOULD RATHER LOSE MY DICK
5. *TEARS FALL* (u_u)
WELL. THIS ALL SEEMS REASONABLE.
What do you think about these two young Mollywogs sharing the same Wrecking Ball? Do you think this will end Barely Legal Teen Homelessness?? I really hope so, because the kids on Haight street could really use the dank nugs you can only enjoy in the privacy of your own private AirBnB we call a home.